5 Things You Don't Know About Me
1. I am only wearing a towel, because I just got out of the shower.2. I am hungover enough to get in the shower, and then forget to wash my hair.
3. Someone left an Ayn Rand book on my bed last night. What the hell is that?
4. I am so poor right now that two nights ago, for dinner, I ate a whole package of raw cookie dough.
5. I tricked you into thinking I had five things you don't know about me.
